Jono

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:23:21 GMT

Because I'm bored....im bored too!

1. YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
Gilbert Jardier

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Gilbert PeppermintCrisp

3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
JDout

4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
Green Monkey

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Gilbert Melbourne

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Dou Can Mag

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mum's maiden name spelled backwards)
Treblig Enna

8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on)

Shelly Athol

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your mom drives)

Green Tarago

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
Blade Tuna

Meh im posting

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:07:10 GMT

Yay im posting..... Work is very busy at the moment but im also having a lot of fun....

Got a pay rise woot, extra money..... yay

Well thats enough for now....

Jono

the big one Updatus Maximus

Wed, 03 May 2006 07:51:41 GMT

Hello there everyone. Some big changes in my life now. I actually got the promotion so i am officially 2ic of brunswick safeway f+v.....

I just moved out of home and into a friends place, Just payed my first set of rent too, i dont see what people complain about really...

Nothing else to talk about really, having fun working hard and saving money....

Love crazy Jono.....

9 Months since last post

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:15:33 GMT

Wow, its been nine months since my last post and im sure your all desperate for new information. After working at franklins/safeway reservoir for the last 7 years, i have been offered a "promotion". I just finished my first "week" at safeway brunswick on sydney road. I say week. Im supposed to work 38 hours and i did 53. I am the second in chare of the department and that is good money for long hours and im being groomed for the managers position apparently. Thats all good and stuff. The boss seems like a good bloke and the guys there are ok but are pretty slow for a store that does 3 times the sales of reservoir. Eh....

On the personal front it has not been a good week. My old kindergarten teacher, who was one of mums good friends past away a week ago and that was an emotional funeral. What is worse new is that my grans sisters daughter, (2nd cousin) (i think), flipped her car and was killed instantly. It seems that, in my life we have many quiet times and then a spate of funerals. So i would like to say that i love u all and value your friendship.

Thats all for me at the moment. Have a good life and enjoy yourselves....
Jono

he he

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 02:46:09 GMT

10 things ive done that u probably haven't (or something like that)

10: Cut through to the bone with a machette twice in a week...(banned from using the machette for a month (age 16)

9: Broken a storeroom light with a soccer ball in a produce vs grocery soccer match whilst should be working (age 17)

8: Jumped from a car in full Leonardo (TMNT)costume (age 12)

7: Broke rollerblade in tarago door after falling out of car.(age 13)

6: Had hand brutally scarred by 6 ft bastard in hockey, the bitch stepped on my hand in footy boots (age 11)

5: Headbutted a soccer ball that went up 30-40 meters in the air when i was in primary school (age 10)

4: Broke a guy ankle with a two footed german style soccer tackle.(age 12)

3: Successfully took town George from school by myself in Brittish bulldogs (age 15)

2: Broke a guys glasses with a hockey stick by hitting him in the head. (age 14)

1: Had skull split by hockey stick. (age 21)

Hmmm all mine seem to be about pain or getting hurt, Well those are the memories that stay with you. it all went downhill after the soccer ball.

NEW boss again

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 03:23:29 GMT

WEll marino has left produce to go on to bigger and better things. The weekend guy is now on holiday and probably not be coming back.

New boss smokes more than three chimneys in ye good old england. But he doesn't eat lunch he just smokes it instead.

So its all about the drama's.

Apparently i told my cousin that id go with him and sam and simmo to the good charlotte concert that is on tonite. i owe my aunti money for the tickets and i didn't even really know i was going until yesterday. Eh its only money and i cant really afford that.

Had a scare from uni, saying i didn't qualify for my subject that i need to finish of my degree. But they just didn't update their records and all they needed to do was check it and go oops sorry. So i now have two more weeks to pay off my GSF which will now be more.

SO now that all the administration has worn off, i was told at work it wouldn't be advisable for me to take the whole of may/june off, even though i have that much holidays. We just cant run the department without you, especially since the weekend guys might not come back. but we are training new people to replace you, but they wont be ready to take on your responsibilities until at least the end of the year.

It going to be a wonderment, they are training three guys to take produce positions. The whole place has been run by the "MANAGER" , me and the two weekend guys. Total experience in fruit and vege being me 7 years, dave 7 and zahin 7, so 21 years experience, not including the manager, so shall we say 22 years, being replaced by three 15 year olds who wont know anything. Safeway is so much like Franklins. The right hand is patting you on the head the left is reaching for the dagger to stab you in the back.

Ive got the feeling by next year i wont be having any hours so ill be given the option to dpt manage or f==k off. Not sure what to do.

Well thats the end of my rant for a while, gonna go home a play WOW, which has given me another crisis.

I had to delete my level 19 character due to errors involving lakc of equiptment, money and my body coming back everytime i died. Plus no conversation appeared at anytime whilst using the character.

For all those that care me new character on the Medivah server is Prenanour a level 9 shaman.

all i need to do now is upgrade to broadband or take over ewans computer.

Mmm thats enough time for a samosa or to and home.

Bye

i can go back previous 20!

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 03:44:02 GMT

There was a time when i had two entries in this thing and then forgot for a year. IM now a part of the internet community yay. Nothing else is needed to say. The new boss will take getthing used too but in a while we shall be best mates.

I may have further job opportunities with safeway either in produce management or in internal systems /acc/fin/computers. Who knows how to make a good resume. Cos ill need some help to fill out 7 year at safeway and an almost uni degree.

Jono

WOW is me oh WOW is me.

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 09:50:51 GMT

Its kinda bad when the online store for blizzard has run out of WOW copies to purchase online. I mean if they are out of stock then who has it? Its just not fair.

Stupid people buying the game. Let me buy it.

Ich kann nicht waiten

Tue, 04 Jan 2005 00:46:34 GMT

Finally, after much convincing, i have and the parents considering the option of broadband internet. With that in mind, im going to be purchasing a copy of WOW. I cant wait....

Nothing else will matter for a while but i am excited about having console club at my house. Just letting people know i have very little in the way of food and other amenities, even though i work at a supermarket, but food is very close and Johnny Boys offers 3 pizzas and garlic bread for $30 delivered. He he.

Come one come all.

Jono

Exams finished, bring on the work.

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:54:12 GMT

Yay, exams finished for this year. Gotta reenroll on the 14th but apart from that, free.

So kinda working 30 hrs minimum. Yay

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 06:01:50 GMT

You Are the Investigator

5

You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker.

You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does.

Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations.

You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it.

What number are you?

Sure i am, not very open questions, kinda sucky quizz if you dont mind me saying.

Let down by stuffed computers

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 05:10:09 GMT

The damn webpage isn't loading and i want one more look at the practice exam before i study again. Trust the uni to stuff me up. Luckily this is the easy exam. From 12:30 tomorrow untill thursday at 6 dont bother me. Also Ewan, fire up that xbox after that time because i will be coming over to obliterate annoying little aliens. But if your not home ill just borrow halo 2 from you then..

Another thing thats hard in my life to admit is that ive become addicted to gambling, so ive decided to give up the poker machines. Not for lent, just for a while. Its tough cos they are part of my stress relief, but im retaking up jogging to get fit and relax. Also there will be an opening for a gym buddy starting after exams. I really want to get fit people so its up to you to help me with these issues.

Starting Wednesday nite, ill be watching a new dvd, recently purchased with the money id usually use gambling. So come on over if your in the mood, ill try and post which dvd i buy, but if you want to chance a crap movie, not that ill be buying one of those, come on over. This notice takes effect beggining December, as thats when exams finish.

Its funny how life works aint it. To my right is the security guard who worked at safeway, studying, and on the computer opposite is the current trolly boy for safeway, also studying. Makes you think it aint such a small world.

he he the nervous smilily looks like its waiting for something. (is that why it's nervous?)

What?

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 05:30:50 GMT

Ok then, everybody has been moving on with their online life and im getting left behind. Firstly. woot to halo 2. Very good game, even though i seem to die for no reason when i have full health, but its the game hating me. Secondly, if anyone is depressed and they want to talk, let me know cos i dont have a mind reading device thingy. Thirdly, my job is only secure if i get along with the current boss. Previous PRoduce managers include STEVE1, SAM1, TONY1, PAUL, TONY2, SAM2, MIKI, ROSHAN, NUWAN, and finally STEVE2. Eleven bosses in the 6 years i have been working. I have to be nice to every single one of them, even though TONY1 was a prick. So when the new boss comes in again. Jono has to work hard to ensure he (why cant i have a female boss) like me and thinks im worth keeping because a 22YO fat, guy isn't the high priorty to keep. Knowing that any new boss has a ability to cancel out my otherwise good contribution due to the fact that i am a considerable dinosaur in the supermarket world kinda sucks and the only reason i have this job is because im willing to work the shit shifts and pull the hard overtime yards.

If anyone thinks i have it easy, i hope i ahve changed your minds. God i cant wait until i graduate (god willing) because then ill have something else to tack onto my resume and hopefully get a good job. Lets just hope they take me for who i am and not for my marks and achedimic achievement because then im better off jumping ont he dole for the rest of my life.

I went shipping today, a reason for me to get depressed. Took my sister out and it was good spending quality time with her and i had no idea i was that badly out of the fashion loop. Another thing was shopping in the trendy stores where xl is really medium and they only have one copy of the item i like in the right size and its the "wrong" colour apparently.

But i now have two more jackets, two shirts and some badly needed socks and jocks.

Starting to take a tally of how much i gamble, when and where, time and date, just to show myself this is how much money you have wasted. Thinking of starting up a fund, contributing the same amount of money i lose into a jar to spend on stuff i actaully need liek a tv or an xbox, NO WAIT, i have these now.

Whats next then? I dont think ill purchase a fridge or washing machine until i move out.

But BECKY seems to be running smoothly, gotta fix her radiator one of these days, but there seems to be nothing wrong with her. The fuel depth gauge has gone to and so has part or most of the airconditioner.

Wow this post is getting long, almost as long as one of sarah's posts!!!!

Thats all for now, have fun and when is console club and where. Someone, and i mean Ewan, let me know.

17th and 25th if you call me ill kill you

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 03:59:38 GMT

These are the only two days i have an exam, so if anyone tries to call me or organised something on these days, you have had a full warning and be prepared to feel the pain. NO im not streesing about my exams, im fine, im fine, im fine.

Went for a cruise in the car, finally, just needed to hit the open road and sing quite badly to gold fm songs. Good company and a good drive. The main reason we did it was due to the adonis again. Cancelled on roleplaying and apparently he let us know beforehand, though 4 of 5 people don't seem to have gotten this warning.

The rain is good and its time to get back to more study.

What do people in console club think about me buying the white x box, i wont have enough money for games yet but three xboxes and three tv's would be a good thing right?

I need justification to do this people so give me some positive feedback.

Signing out

Jono

Not acting like myself, sorry.

Mon, 25 Oct 2004 07:13:38 GMT

HEy everyone, its been a busy few weeks at work and as such, ive been really tired and partially snippy with people. Working every morning at 6am kinda sucks, especially since uni works is getting harder and harder. BUt the good thing is ive almost finished, this is the last week.

From 25th November i may be happiers person as my last exams ends on that date so ill be free for another few weeks.

Finially got a picture, people should unerstand the thereputic relief from bouncing a slinky from hand to hand.

Busy day tomorrow, working 6-10 then uni from 11- 7, so no going over to ewan's.

Work's ok though, it seems im the go to guy, fucking annoying cos i get called in for every available shift but the money is good aparrently, dont know where its gone but it was good.

Well off to wallies, gonna have a bit of a barby as Jimoin would say.

No console club for me this friday, unless i get work off, keep me posted and have fun out there.

Everyone love's a Slinky, but sometimes you feel like the stairs.

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 04:47:54 GMT

Woo hoo, im in a good kinda mood. I survived a week or hell, working all day and seeing ewan at night time (he he) and my assignments are now finished. This post goes mainly out to BOR to inquire as to when he wants to go over to Ewan's house again to kill things. Its all possible to stay a bit later to unless i have to drive to Brunswick again as im not familiar with the area and considering the drivers their and my lack of sleep, staying till 11 would not be a good idea. Anyone who wants to bitch and moan about it well i have one rule. Its my car and i decide when im tired and i want to go fucking home. It also helps when people arrive on time so we can get there earlier. Im not mentioning names but i was a bit put out by someones attitude escpially when im not a taxi service and i have feelings.
But other than that the night was a good one. My intention is ntop to start another verbal war im just telling it like how i felt it. Unapreciated and dejected that it seemed like it was all my fault.

Just to note its not intended to be like Console club nite. I can't stay really late as i work pretty hard wed thurs fri and a little sleep makes me less cranky. Its just a fun few hours or so with ewan.

Enough of my rant, im happy now, but i dont get so when im treated like the door mat, which people tend to do.

Oops i better go to class now.

Have fun all and ill expect replies for the next ewan visit, preferably on the mobile as its more reliable.

Jono

Almost done with the bugger

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 06:37:01 GMT

Hey ya!

Ive almost finished my assignment and the tutor says we probably wont get a penalty for hading it in one day late. Its been a bugger of an assignment but i can safely say ill be able to do budgets for anyone who asks for them provided they acutally stick to them, (the one reason i haven't done one myself.

Apart from that the credit card is now padi off except for the $20 i needed to get to buy lunch and print out work. BUt a big fat pay check comes in on Wednesday and all i really have to pay is $50 for hockey and $20 on card but im looking into the future and tha balance is low and the 550 registration and 35 phone bill are looking scary. No money again!!!!!!

Poor for another week but at least christmas is far away.

Who wants a slinky as a christmas present cos thats what everyone not blood related to me is gonna get.

also i shall be accepting a mutual handshake as presents.

Leaving uni now, gonna work on the assignment and then call ewan

He he he Water

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 07:02:34 GMT

You are water. You're not really organic; you're
neither acidic nor basic, yet you're an acid
and a base at the same time. You're strong
willed and opinionated, but relaxed and ready
to flow. So while you often seem worthless,
without you, everything would just not work.
People should definitely drink more of you
every day.

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First time copying something into LJ, lets see if it works!!!!

Bumblebee Tuna

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 04:06:14 GMT

Well, lifes just great aint it. Firstly for all those who have been reading the newspaper, they would know that this weekend has been very poor indeed. Two young deaths occurred. One was of a workmate of mine involving a tram and the other was of a friend of a friend who had enough with life. Just a reminder to all those out there who are having what they think is a hard time to buck up and keep on going. Lifes tough, but its worth living. All the bitter disputes can be swept under the carpet and forgotten. Never having experienced much form of betrayal or pain from losing a loved one could dim my perspective but lifes to short to be hung up on mistakes, and who said what and who did what. I try to make it possible for myself to lead as an enjoyable life that i can manage without hurting anyone. And anyone that has hurt me is forgiven and the incedents have been forgotten.

Try to be happy with yourself, cos if you dont see yourself in the best possible light then what will other people think of you.

People good, now how about some uni work.

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 04:53:25 GMT

Hi everybody. Good damn ive been so slack in the past few weeks. Ive had a minor amount of uni work to do which means ill not do it at all. At least im attending all my classes and trying to do some of the reading but i really cant be stuffed. Right now im in the humanities 3 building which kinda smells funny, probably cos its full of arts students or something. At any rate, i now know more about the live journal thingy, well a little bit at least anyways. Looking forward as usual to the tuesday wierd session with the crowd of arts students on tuesday. The wierd comes mostly from me but they try, they just cant keep up with the random comments i tend to blurt out every 5 minutes or so. Anyway its gonna be a busy week, another week filled with random crap. Gotta to a Poof assignment and do my reading for TiT.
(That is Personal Finance and Topics in taxation.) He he they have funny initials.

Also this weekend ie friday. I have Junior Presentation for hockey, the LAN is happening Fri Sat Sun. Console Club, which i like but am now unable to attend this friday, and hockey games on Saturday and Sunday, both of which i should go to. And i just want a simple life with nothing to do and maybe a little more sleep. I also have to go back to work on monday and that sucks. New boss is a clean freak so its gotta be full and clean and there are only so many hours in a day.

But what can i do i mean im only the shitkicker in the department, not like i have power or anything.

Thats enough for now, im going to do some uni work, gotta pass another test. Ill see all who are important later on. Maybe xboxing at ewans.

Byeeeee Jono

Sorry your RAW is ongoing

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 09:07:56 GMT

Firstly, i didn't know names were not to be used but its pretty obvious who you were talking about and i was offended by that. Secondly, my post was exactly how i felt, and u know i dont like this bitter rage you hold inside of yourself. Let it all go and just live your life. If want to sue me go ahead, ill sell all of my possessions and give the money away to people who deserve it. I responded to your RAW in exactly the same method you posted it and i noticed you haven't called me or talked to me about your reply. That seems a little hypocritical. If you dont like it then fine, end our friendship but if you were reasonable you would see the intention of my post. I want you to be a better person and you are still hung up on the past. Your comments were not needed, especially since people are still friends with the person you slagged of in your RAW. The situation is nown up to you. Since i dont know how to post privately this will go out generally. Im happy to let this matter drop and be done with but if your gonna bag out people who dont need to be bagged out, or deserve to be bag then thats your problem.

The lines of communication are open, but if your gonna be condecending, angry, or demand an apology for my opinion, get comfy. You had your opinion, now deal with mine. Why cant we all be nice to eachother.

Sorry about naming your name but thats it, this is to your face, to no one else concerned, this is not around your back. Live with it or goodbye.

The space bar working now.

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 04:49:03 GMT

The spacebar on this computer is broken at uni but i still insist on pressing it everytime i write something. So good luck to all those out there.
I was gonna say a lot of things but since its hard to say it im just gonna take peoples advice.Honesty.
ITs time to grow up people , grudges cause war and we are all adults now so im sure a little maturity might be in order. Personally i was offended by a certain someones post only that he would have the shame to say those things about a person he no longer knows. I know i shouldn't bring attention to his post but u know what, im gonna cos i pictured u to be a guy who could possibly forgive and forget, i mean its not even your pain anymore, its ewans, its not even your place to comment its ewans And u may notice he hasn't said a bad word about sarah, so your are only proves one thing mate and im saying this honestly and if u dont like it you can take your own advice. Enough of my rant, im just sick of people putting other people down, if someone asks u a question and u dont want to lie and the truth would hurt them then say nothing.

Jono signing off.

A terrible day of my life

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 07:58:26 GMT

Well my 30% talk for uni came around and anyone who knows me knows that public speaking is utterly beyond me and needless to say i knew what i was trying to say but everything came out upside down, backwards and generally completely fucked up.

Well thats all i need to say, sorry for two important people in my life. Time heals all wounds.

Jono

Memo thingy

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 02:40:08 GMT

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When & how did we meet?
4) Do you have a crush on me?
5) Would you kiss me?
6) Describe me in one word.
7) What was your first impression?
8) Do you still think that way about me?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) When's the last time you saw me?
13) Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14) Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

Have fun people.

the quizz thingy about sarah

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 06:42:14 GMT

1) Who are you? Jono Doutre
2) Are we friends? Well id like ot think so
3) When & how did we meet? At one of FJ's things i think, it been to long ago
4) Do you have a crush on me? No
5) Would you kiss me? No
6) Describe me in one word. Difficult, (im probably gonna get into trouble over this one) one word is hard to use
7) What was your first impression? Ray nice pick up, what did he say her name was again?
8) Do you still think that way about me? exchange ewan for ray and i remember your name now. If people dont like this because of the whole ray ewan sarah issue, its time to get the fuck over it, all the egg shells have been smashed by Jono
9) What reminds you of me? Smart chicks, big words, complicated sentences and the Harry Potter books etc
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be? The ability to direct, produce and control the remaining Harry Potter movies, so u can appreciate Hollywoodism and the reasons why they leave things out or change them.
11) How well do you know me? Im getting better at knowing u but u need to dumb down stuff some of the times so i can understand what your saying.
12) When's the last time you saw me? Um, two/three tuesday's ago i think. Ive been busy with uni 11-7 so i can come over with ewan.
13) Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes
14) Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? This is in my journal. Speak about me whatever u want people. I have a thick skin and are only offended for as long as i remember the offensive comments. The more offensive the more memorable the more i dislike that person.

Well thats it. Honesty is the best policy people. Any sore points are designed to improve your character not intended as viscous remarks, i aint like that. The world would be a better place if people just ingored the people they hate and didn't interfer with other people. Hate is sterile, forgiveness heals the heart.

The past is behind us the politeness costs nothing but can bring about great benefits. I wish i could speak and good as i can type.

Jono